Wednesday :: 19 November 2008 :: 03:02 AM
36 days to Christmas!
You Know You Live In Idaho If
According to Internet sources, these quips come from Jeff Foxworthy.
- If your local Dairy Queen is closed from September to May every year, you live in Idaho.
- If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and they don't work there, you live in Idaho.
- If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you live in Idaho.
- If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed the wrong number, you live in Idaho.
- If you measure distance in hours, you live in Idaho.
- If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once, you live in Idaho.
- If you have switched from "heat" to "AC" and back again in the same day, you live in Idaho.
- If you can drive 75 mph through two feet of snow during a raging blizzard, you live in Idaho.
- If you installed security lights on your house and garage but leave both unlocked, you live in Idaho.
- If you design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snow suit, you live in Idaho.
- If the posted speed on the highway is 55 mph and you are going 80 mph and everyone is passing you, you live in Idaho.
- If driving in winter is better because the potholes are filled with snow, you live in Idaho.
- If you know all four seasons as: almost winter, winter, still winter and road construction, you live in Idaho.
- If you have more miles on your snow blower than on your car, you live in Idaho.
- If you find ten degrees "a little chilly," you live in Idaho.
- If you understand these jokes, you live in Idaho.
Random Humor: Hunting Buddies
Sam and Dave were to hunting buddies that were constantly trying to outdo each other. If Sam bought a new gun, Dave bought a better one. When Dave bought a twelve foot boat, Sam bought an eighteen footer.
One day they went duck hunting, each bringing their dog, both retrievers, and the competition sparked again.
"My dog is the best there is," said Sam as he lifted his shotgun and fired at a duck overhead. As the bird fell, the dog took off from the shore, caught the bird before it hit the water and immediately did the backstroke, keeping the duck dry all the way back and laid it at Sam's feet.
"How's that, huh?" gloated Sam.
Dave fired into a flock of ducks, downing one. Immediately his dog took off running on the water, caught the duck before it hit the water and ran back on the surface of the water, bringing it back to its master.
"Tell me what you think of that!" crowed Dave.
"Personally," replied Sam, "I wouldn't own a dog that couldn't swim."